I can make your boobs bigger

    So this one time I am at a party...maybe 40 people were there. Mostly all were friends of mine. We were drinking beer & BBQing in the back yard.

   The conversation somehow shifted to boobs. Women were complaining about bras, about men not looking then in the eyes, about the difficulty of running, etc. 

   My friend "Amy" (a pseudonym) chimes in "I don't have that problem", in reference to her self-perceived undersized boobs.

   Amy has great boobs. Not as large as some, but nicer and not undersized. That's when an idea hit me like a lightning bolt...

   "I can make your boobs bigger Amy", I said before I could stop myself. "Shut up Kevin" she replied. "No I really can" I responded. "Fuck you ass hole" she jokingly (I hope) responded. "Seriously, I can make your boobs bigger" I stated with a straight face. "I'll bet you $100".

   At this point the yard was silent. Everyone was listening to see where this was going. "Oh you can huh?" she asked.

   "OK, I'll bet you one dollar. I don't want to take you for a hundred." (Notice how I slickly went down to $1 to reel her in).

   After some thought, she says "Ok Kevin. You have a bet".

   Me: "Ok come inside and lay on your back on the couch". She does and everyone follows, curious where this is going. I lean over her and grab her boobs and begin to squeeze and massage them. Me: "You are going to have to remove your bra". She looks at me suspiciously and complies.

   I proceed to squeeze, rub, basically fondle her chest for 2 or 3 minutes. I then tell her "Ok, sit up". She does. "Do your boobs look bigger?" I ask. "No." she responds.

   "Huh", I mumble, as I pull a dollar out of my pocket and flick it at her.

   The entire party exploded into laughter.

Note:  I instantly went to Amy and apologized. We are close friends and she has a good sense of humor (thankfully). She laughed about it and let me off the hook. I let her keep the dollar.

KSB